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LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years


TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm, #248372
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm, #237726
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm, #237725
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind


TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm, #239158

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188716
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182639
Before.
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am, #178690
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm, #139338
FTW!!!
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am, #132850
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm, #114613
d*** straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm, #112580
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm, #109615
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm, #107274
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am, #105230
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm, #105041
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am, #101137
Five lions, and a coupon for free *** with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm, #100653
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm, #100564
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey a** though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am, #100358
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, d***... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am, #100357
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am, #100356
That is f***ing amazing.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am, #177965
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am, #154287
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am, #134783
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm, #130794
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm, #106608
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm, #104644
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is ***y, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm, #104625
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm, #104624
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm, #104622
is this a** clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm, #104225
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm, #100688
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm, #94415

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm, #94401
THIS POSTER IS f***ING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm, #94400
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am, #83065
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am, #75088
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am, #72666
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a ph**oshop job this is? IT'S f***ING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm, #66503
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm, #66463
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm, #65342
Beetlejuice was bull**** and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't f***ing scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm, #64924
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm, #60931
This Clobber b***on is Bull****.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am, #60891
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive b***ons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am, #60885
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am, #58963
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm, #52890
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm, #52889
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm, #52477
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm, #52374
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am, #52109
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. d*** you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am, #52081
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am, #52066
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm, #51387
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm, #50786
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am, #50600
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm, #50544
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm, #50543
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm, #50498
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm, #50496
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50479
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm, #50478
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm, #50477
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!


TAGS: brock barack obama pokemon president
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by James

aesop's folly - November 11, 2009, 7:55 am, #135810
smack smack* OI!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 9:04 am, #128337
ON the corner....AK works ON the corner.
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 9:01 am, #128336
You better join AK in that corner.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:16 am, #72010
So long as Nurse Joy doesn't work for Osama...
Arrogant Knight - April 10, 2009, 8:53 am, #72002
Dammit, this made me chuckle... I'll go sit in the corner now. Sorry.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla


TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by okami

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am, #50341
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am, #231583
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm, #226580
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226517
Kick a**.!


SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat


TAGS: sunshade hats
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Chef - May 4, 2010, 7:12 pm, #174647
It is unfortunate that this guy is probably the BRAINS of his posse!
Koradan - November 6, 2009, 2:34 pm, #134596
File this under "DEE de DEEEEEE" TURN THE d*** HAT AROUND, DOUCHE!!!!
IllicoPresto - September 4, 2009, 12:20 am, #114861
If it's been done before, i neversaw it.
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm, #114836
I think Airman had it, very similar concept.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:53 pm, #114831
To quote a famous motifaker... I don't get it.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:48 pm, #114823
*thing (not this)
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:47 pm, #114822
If it was the second this you said, I'd expect you to already be domniating the big board already -- you know you wanna.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm, #114820
Either this has been done recently, or I'm Nostradamusin' the fuuk outta this site.


STUDY - It equals Fail


TAGS: study fail
Rating: 2.66/5
GAY - May 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #77777
1 = 0 THEREFORE: YOU = g**
pro - October 9, 2008, 4:28 pm, #26756
(No + 1) = 0, so you can't cancel them. Fail! Study!
Garblerhubarb - October 9, 2008, 2:24 pm, #26732
So... Therefore... no fail??? **** now i'm confused :P
JURGEN - July 20, 2008, 5:37 pm, #10437
Erroneous equation,,,obviously didn't study.


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm, #243991
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm, #207347
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm, #207071
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm, #207066
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm, #245232
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm, #236787
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.62/5


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am, #219442
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am, #219439

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm, #218926
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #218917
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm, #218911
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250108
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm, #233491
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


MIND READER - ...how does he know, how does he KNOW?!?!?


TAGS: mindreading prediction
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by SRD

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:41 pm, #248033
YOU! YOU! SWEET JESUS H. ***DANCING CHRIST! YOU! NOT "U!" AARGH!
shamurai69 - June 29, 2012, 6:06 am, #236764
Ha!


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm, #188720

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm, #188718
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am, #182642
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm, #103937
EPIC WIN


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm, #206575
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm, #206574
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #206516
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm, #206512
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm, #206510
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #77418
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm, #61870
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm, #61845
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm, #28304
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm, #127988
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm, #85485
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for


TAGS: droid stormtrooper
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by damagei

GaryO - September 10, 2013, 10:24 pm, #249518
I like ‘phanoe’ better….like it’s a phone for white water…...more hits anyone?....anyone?
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249516
Phone*
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm, #249515
I give this 0L's - Should have used a phanoe that was Android based OS not an iPhone!!
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 3:43 am, #241195
Not as funny in Lego, but surprised no one has thought of this before. For this, I will give you 4L, but if you do it costume rather than Lego, and I'd give you 6L if I could.
trek - November 13, 2012, 9:53 pm, #240571
Wow. That line is a classic and never gets old. Well done. 5L.
TheSanityInspector - October 17, 2012, 10:35 am, #240010
Well done, and welcome!
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:03 pm, #239748
Good first poster. Keep it up!


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm, #246051
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242916
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm, #242915
Whatta b****!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am, #241809
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm, #239864
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm, #239832
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am, #239727
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm, #239592
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am, #239560
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239177
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm, #239157
Yeeeccch


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223279
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am, #105122
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm, #88984
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82494
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82493
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm, #67438
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm, #67437
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm, #36806
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm, #27651
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


TO DO LISTS - They're important.


TAGS: to do lists
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Jalozyin - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am, #225709
I think I can check off the fourth one now.. And now, the fifth. Take another nap.


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by vilnius

BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm, #239755
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm, #238186
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am, #237965
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm, #237954
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm, #237953
they always do


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am, #252738
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am, #252713
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm, #252693

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm, #252688
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm, #252687
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm, #251511
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm, #251509
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am, #251508
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am, #251507
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am, #251506
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am, #251505
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am, #251504
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am, #251503
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm, #251501
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm, #251498
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm, #251497
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm, #251496
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm, #251495
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm, #251494
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm, #251493
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251492
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm, #251491
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm, #251490
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251489
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm, #251488
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am, #251363
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm, #251357

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm, #251351
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm, #218821
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am, #218749
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am, #218650
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm, #249920
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm, #225793
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am, #211793
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm, #211715

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm, #211708
Who plays this anyway?


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


FACEPALM -


TAGS: diving board pool
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Bull

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:27 pm, #235807
OUCH! Painful to look at, but hilarious at the same time!
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 6:15 pm, #215485
BUHAHAHAHA!!


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am, #239946
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm, #130798
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm, #86722
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm, #85812
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


POWER RANGERS FACEPALM -


TAGS: space delimited
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Master-Evil

Mr. Shiny - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am, #105847
Power Rangers face-palm: when you realize your losing to the Power Rangers.


Old Saw -




UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm, #252853
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm, #252852
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm, #252851
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am, #244743
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm, #244630
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am, #244506
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm, #244488
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am, #244322
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am, #244293
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


GOOD DAD -


TAGS: boyfriend daughter interogation heart to heart talk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - March 19, 2013, 4:41 pm, #244464

whoa....haven't chcked on this poster in a year. over 200 shares....lots and lots of proud fathers downloading this one :)
Reality Lord - May 10, 2012, 5:36 pm, #234456

look for a pm from me.
jrmcgrath73 - May 9, 2012, 12:35 am, #234399
WHERE can I buy this poster?? I really would like to know if anyone can let me know please.. J
Budog - December 4, 2011, 7:50 am, #226367
LMFAO! So true, Daddy has guns, guns and Brothers. The little **** doesn't stand a chance! 5L
Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:48 am, #222825
As many Lions as I have Daughters. 5 sir.
bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm, #196722
i have 3 daughters and u get 5Ls
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 2:36 am, #192082
My whole family loves this!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:35 pm, #190545
FUKING SPECTACULAR! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:54 pm, #190311
Amsome!
Sho - August 21, 2010, 11:36 am, #190273
Looks like Ghost knows what he's doing XD


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?


TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm, #144708
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this f***ed up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am, #139234
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm, #139114
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm, #139104
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm, #139095
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm, #139093
yes
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm, #139092
Is this some sort of me***hor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm, #139074
Carter?


Demotivation -




ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.


TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:23 pm, #251056
Technically, I believe, he's a dwarf. Subtle difference.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm, #211567
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am, #211542
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am, #211541
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am, #211529

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


DR. SHELDON COOPER -




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


YODA HULK -


TAGS: yoda hulk yodahulk
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by eurekaaaaa

CaptCourageous - October 18, 2011, 9:31 pm, #225196
that is just epic, 5l
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:19 am, #224539
No matter how many times that line gets "ripped off", nobody will ever deliver it quite as well as Bill Bixby used to.
house - September 20, 2011, 7:04 pm, #224459
pic would also go well on ph**ochopped.org


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237924
Heh, Gingercat.


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm, #114680
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm, #239719
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort


TAGS: implied facepalm
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Matt

Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:57 pm, #243862
*helpless laughter*
sickartist - December 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #142263
very nice. One of the best today.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm, #142197
Great movie, great poster. 5.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am, #142097
Nicely done.


ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm, #243815
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am, #243001
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm, #242989
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right


TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Venator

RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244786
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am, #239484
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm, #239344
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm, #236614
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm, #236571
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm, #236411
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am, #236405
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


DON'T BE SAD... - Somewhere in a poor South American village, a shipment of "Patriots Superbowl XLVI Champions!" hats and T-shirts are about to arrive


TAGS: brady
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by joshlambrecht

almarpa - February 7, 2012, 5:48 am, #229063
At least in tha village people will have money to buy those T shirts, the opossite of USA
crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 9:33 am, #229006
LOL


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am, #198761
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am, #198759
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #198758
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm, #198003
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm, #175908
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am, #175845
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am, #175844
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm, #247706
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm, #164770
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am, #131733
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm, #121726
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm, #121720
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm, #86256
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #86128
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am, #70006
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm, #69616
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am, #69515
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm, #54234
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am, #53914
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm, #53889
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm, #53855
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm, #53853
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm, #53848
I actually laughed out loud. 5


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am, #226504
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am, #226204
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am, #226198
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm, #220930
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm, #220377
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm, #220376
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #220350
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am, #220340
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am, #220336
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am, #220335
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am, #220296
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am, #220291
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am, #220288
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm, #220282
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.


TWO ANGRY CAMELS IN A TINY CAR -


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm, #169239
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #169238
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm, #169236
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm, #253885
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm, #253882

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm, #253879
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm, #244662
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm, #243207
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am, #242033
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am, #242031
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am, #242029
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am, #242028
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am, #241302
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am, #241281
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm, #241280
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm, #241276
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


Christianity explained -


TAGS: god
Rating: 2.99/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 21, 2012, 5:51 am, #240088
i had an idea to make a poster like this about cars.. "THE IRAQ WAR HAPPENED BECAUSE THE METAL HORSELESS CARRIAGES POWERED BY EXPLOSIONS NEEDED LIQUID FOOD SO THE ECONOMY CAN FUNCTION"
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:22 pm, #179242
Aw, poor rerun... I blame the, um, penguins.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:21 pm, #179241
Well, it's at 2.73 - let's blame the jews!
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:10 pm, #179239
No, there's a few IP spans that you can tell are fraudulent. I'm not sayin the whole thing is, but there are bad votes here. LoL I estimate 40 bad votes. Maybe less.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:07 pm, #179238
Nah, this one is #665... it's been around longer than Culos! (heh heh). And, tons of comments kept it in the eye of users... it's one of the top 10 most commentted posters... wait... are you just talking about Christianity?
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:03 pm, #179237
Vote fraud!
deadraisin - May 18, 2010, 4:29 pm, #176535
Wow so sad but kinda funny too I am ashamed to say.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:17 pm, #148605
WTF?! Less tan 3 Lions?!?!?! Something is wrong here... 5 Ls.
nitrocoir - August 22, 2009, 5:50 pm, #110929
Explanation: Your doing it wrong!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 1:50 am, #95228
Much better places to make the funny on this site anyway. Except the ones by batcat
K Wells - June 29, 2009, 5:35 am, #91457
Christianity. Keeping the masses compliant for two millenium
weber - June 10, 2009, 5:16 pm, #85803
Christianity: Even nine-year olds can see through it
Dan - June 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #83688
he looks like he took the biggest **** in his life
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am, #82587
than 20.000 years? Ah well f*** it, i won't read the answer anyway.
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am, #82586
Joshua is one of the biggest faggots ever to be seen... How about the church SELLING letters so your sins may be kinda removed? And if i remember it right, only Sith think in absolutes! And why is the Bible 2000 years old when humans are around since more
supercheez - May 10, 2009, 1:46 am, #79155
c-c-c-combo break!
Gurgle - April 7, 2009, 11:46 am, #71295
OoO A bandwagon! *hops on*
Dan - March 28, 2009, 12:32 am, #68549
whats all this **** about cheese
Marduke - March 26, 2009, 6:54 pm, #68275
Cheddar, Colby-Jack, and good ole fashioned American cheese
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 6:07 pm, #68263
Do you like sliced hard cheeses or the softer varieties like brie?
Fatty - March 26, 2009, 5:01 pm, #68253
I like cheese.
Dan - March 21, 2009, 5:18 pm, #67004
Why does god not like g** people I mean what did they to him. They didn't do jack **** but he still hates them. I think he might be g** and trying to hide it by saying he hates g** people.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 11:04 pm, #60639
I will always be here, boy. Always. Also, to a lesser extent, it's 'chagrin'.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 10:19 pm, #60629
Sorry to disappoint but much to my shagrin I see that you apparently haven't thrown the towel in either.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 6:55 pm, #60576
Hadn't seen your preachy B.S. anywhere on the site, and I figured you'd finally moved on, much to my delight.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 6:09 pm, #60557
What gave you the impression I was going anywhere?
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 12:21 am, #60436
Why are you still here, Churchy?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:51 pm, #60432
happening to them?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:50 pm, #60431
...the minds of men. The question then it seems is do you believe that God inspired men to write His word or did several men over the course of 2 thousand years just pen their thoughts and interpretations of events going on around them and of what was...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:47 pm, #60430
.languages? If that is a concept that you cannot grasp then it becomes impossible for you to accept anything the Bible has to say because the Bible itself claims to be a book of truth. I ask you how can it be a book of truth if its contents are scued by
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm, #60428
Is it impossible to believe that if God were to impart His word to mankind and that each individual author of each book penned each word perfectly in the riginal Hebrew and Greek languages, that God would preserve His word as it is translated into other..
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 7:39 pm, #60380
Only your last two statements were read by me, but if man will 'translate' from one language to another, a lot of information is lost..and things altered to fit the spread of Xianity
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:18 pm, #60378
...would be helpful in explaining why you see names like John that sound European instead of Aqmed.
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:16 pm, #60376
...for ourselves. As to the "westernization" of common biblical names understand that Hebrew names like Johannan written in Greek (language of the NT) translated into English would be written as John. Perhaps a study into the origin of these names...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:13 pm, #60375
...light there can be no darkness or an intermediate between the two. Either all is light or all is dark. So God is not selfish in punishing those that do not choose Him by confining them to an eternity of death but allows each of us to choose that fate
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:10 pm, #60374
...with it. To clear up any questions as to the possibility of an alternative beyond holiness or evil it is clear that there is none to be found. We put holiness or "good" and evil in terms of light and dark. Let it be understood that while ther is...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:07 pm, #60373
Well seeing that God is holy and that the counterpart of holiness is evil and that evil only produces destruction it seems that those who do not choose God by default choose evil because there is no gray area also choose the destruction that comes along..
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:36 am, #59322
How come so many names in the bible are Westernized names, John, Luke, Matthew etc. and not all Middle eastern ones? Hmm
Fatty - February 13, 2009, 11:32 am, #59321
Kind of a conundrum, huh?
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:28 am, #59320
I've often wondered how it is Man is given free will, but he has to choose God. If he doesn't, he's threatened with eternal pain for choosing Door #2.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:39 pm, #59217
NOW you're getting it. Besides, my afterlife is better. Everyone gets a beer volcano, and a nachos bush.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #59214
Elder God Douchebag forbid that you not make a joke
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:20 pm, #59210
Yes. Yes, it does. I've got a very complex belief system instilled in these people, I don't need you f*cking it up.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:19 pm, #59208
they ever admit it or not. What is it that offends you about what I am saying? I realize that you and I are at an impass, but does it hurt anyone that I write what I do?
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:15 pm, #59206
If it mattered that you cared then I would have quit a long time ago and Christianity would have ceased to exist centuries ago if it mattered that people didn't care to listen but the truth must be preached and there are some who are listening whether...
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:11 pm, #59205
Because having an online name is stupid compared to preaching to people who don't care. =/
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:44 pm, #59199
Listen if you don't want to read then make fun of something else, like people that post on blogs with stupid names like "Elder God Douchebag"
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 8:41 pm, #59198
Seriously, man. Shut the f*ck up. You're not going to convert anyone. Go away.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:36 pm, #59197
...and spare yourself the remorse of disbelieving
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:34 pm, #59196
..while there is still time. He beckons to you now as a Saviour but when He comes again no grace will be found for those who refused Him only judgement, and refusing to believe it will make no difference, I hope you will exercise a little wisdom now
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:31 pm, #59194
Are you willing to gamble that I am wrong? I suppose that's a rhetorical question if you are likening God to Santa Claus. Believe what you will as will I but that does not change anything. He is real and He is hoping that you will acknowledge that now.
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:08 am, #58960
also i am guessing that u don't believe in Santa Claus right? So how could u believe in a man like god
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:03 am, #58959
i know u don't think your wrong about god and all Joshua but what if your wrong.
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:20 pm, #58050
... fate as Satan. Are you ready for God to destroy Satan and put and end to evil, and by that I mean are you ready to stand before Christ at His return? At His return there will be no place found for those who rejected Him, are you one of those people?
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:18 pm, #58048
Because there is an appointed time for that to happen, but for now God is allowing Satan to play his role in this world. The fact is that when God destroys Satan he will destroy the wicked with him and if you are in that number you will suffer the same
Some guy - February 8, 2009, 6:55 pm, #57948
If god is so powerful why doesn't he just kill Satan and eliminate all evil from the world. If he is real what the hell is he waiting for?
Satan - January 31, 2009, 4:59 pm, #56220
talk about me I'm more interesting also less cruel
shit - January 30, 2009, 12:09 am, #55787
wow holy **** jesus f***ing christ most comments i have ever seen on one poster by the way did you guys know that adam and eve were the first pot smokers! witch means that we should smoke weed too, good stuff
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:12 am, #55178
I am not joining in the "debate," because there is no need for me to do so. My views are no more important, than any of your own.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:09 am, #55177
This is Comment #271. I am curious if this poster has generated the most comments of all 42,094 of them that have been posted, as of this time/date? Is there a poster that has gotten MORE comments than this one?
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:46 pm, #52949
ur all wrong, we are descendants from aliens. Jesus was a carpenter and a magician like David Coppefield - he was a better magician than carpenter thats all. So many gullible people its sickening.
Sean - January 16, 2009, 4:13 pm, #52417
started out bored ... ended up insane (?) bye.
Big Daddy - January 16, 2009, 4:09 pm, #52416
d*** either i'm insane or really bored because i just read all the comments
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 8:23 pm, #50560
You know nothing of me, do you.
Joshua - January 8, 2009, 7:47 pm, #50547
God is holy and it is entirely contradictory for God to be perfectly holy meaning He cannot even look upon sin and be perfectly evil too meaning that He would be the epitome of sin.
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 1:11 am, #50322
I am, as a matter of fact.
Hordika - January 8, 2009, 12:50 am, #50313
if "God" is perfect in every possible way isn't he perfectly evil too?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 10:13 pm, #50267
..HOW are we not getting that there is, in fact, only one God, and he's making this post, exactly? Meatbags like you are why I put serious thought into destroying the universe.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:05 pm, #50243
...world. We are the ones that make life and all its decisions complicated, we are the ones that hurt one another and bring shame upon our race. He is the only source of good and righteousness for we ourselves possess none and you cannot prove otherwise
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:03 pm, #50241
If we were not essentially evil at heart the world for the most part would be without violence and all its requim aside from the violent acts of the mentally insane but lets face it those are few and far between when compared to the entire population of t
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:01 pm, #50238
Tell me then Miss P who teaches a child how to lie, how to be so territorial over their possessions, or how to become jealous when a sibling receives the attention they once did?
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:59 pm, #50237
...something different in regards to attaining eternal life, the nature and character of God, and out responsibilities as His creatures.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:58 pm, #50236
Anyways, as of 4:58 p.m I pronounce this poster dead.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:57 pm, #50235
Whether you accept it as truth or not without God we are nothing more than animals. As far as religion goes I agree that it is not the design of God but of man. It makes perect sense that there can only be one source of truth because they all say someth
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:56 pm, #50234
Humans are not naturally selfish and evil, that's very barbaric thinking
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:54 pm, #50232
...Rather it is the holiness of God that causes man to see his own immorality and do one of two things, either revel in his depravity and delusional state of independence apart from Him or plead and beg God to save him.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:53 pm, #50231
And you a**ume, friend, that you have the moral capacity to do so without the impression of morality and a positive influence on your life. Believe me without the law given man by God we would not know what sin is or that we have commited such. Rather i
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:20 pm, #50212
AMEN
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:13 pm, #50193
*your own choices on such matters, it's not a difficult thing to do.
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:12 pm, #50192
You make an a**umption here, Ernie. There is no reason to think that there can be no society without religion. Direction, discipline and purpose can come from any source. Religion simply codifies these into an easy package. If you care to make your own ch
Ernie - January 7, 2009, 5:59 pm, #50187
Whether you believe in God (Allah, Budda, whatever) or not, religion is a social necessity. Removal of religion from society would create an enormous vacuum that would be filled by...what? Religion gives people direction, discipline, and even purpose.
Sean - January 7, 2009, 3:51 pm, #50136
And soon enough the next batch of helpful comments, from some other religious dude, will push yours way down past where anyone bothers to go looking for them. The frikken Bible is shorter. And as an atheist I recommend that everyone read it, all of it.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 3:45 pm, #50132
As I wish you peace, but the fact is that this poster will remain here for all to see. Perhaps these comments may change a heart or two but I realize that this is not an arguement to be won neither here or any where.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:58 am, #49940
--subject. I'm only trying to point out that a series of comments is, by its nature, not something you can 'win'. I appreciate your sincerity, though. Whenever someone is trying to save my soul, I know they mean well. So, I wish you peace.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:56 am, #49939
OH, EGD, you crack me up! Joshua, the poster is one point of view. You have another. That's fine. The poster has also been up nearly a year now and you can see by the comments left that we can all see that there are multiple views/beliefs on the subje
Elder God Douchebag - January 6, 2009, 9:49 pm, #49889
You rang?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:47 pm, #49887
Porcelina there is a hell and I hope you won't be there. Please reason within yourself and see that God is not dead and you know that. Do you really think that there is no God?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:44 pm, #49886
This is dead. ''God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there'' Oh, Trent.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:34 pm, #49882
We were talking about circles, remember?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:32 pm, #49880
Well I had hoped to find you here again and I'm glad you didn't disappoint
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:19 pm, #49876
Done?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:00 pm, #49874
Besides to whom am I supposed to "preach" to anyway the choir. It does me no good to create my own poster for people to make the exact same statements about.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm, #49872
...understand how hurtful something like this poster is. Then again it seems that most of you only care about making jokes about all things serious or making idiotic statements like "there is no God" or "shoove a fig tree up your a**."
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm, #49871
...really care if you believe that or not I do and I will not stand by and let someone make fun of Him. He means everything to me and I'm sure that at least some of you have been passionate about something or someone in your life before and can understan
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:53 pm, #49870
For anyone who became a Christian I'm sure that they were not looking to accept Christ as their Saviour when they did. This poster is a p***ersion of the truth. It's not funny. Although it amuses all of you the fact is He died for us all and I don't re
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:13 pm, #49861
I saw the light! I saw the light! Hallelujiah! No seriously. Shut up Joshua.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 6, 2009, 12:00 am, #49631
-- a parody of a motivational poster, then try to be as succinct as the poster itself, maybe even witty or clever, perhaps even make a poster of your own.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:58 pm, #49630
--then following your order with a long speech about how you believe that Jesus is your savior. People won't swoon to your preaching, but write you off as a nutcase. It's just the wrong forum and method. If you're going to refute something you found in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:56 pm, #49629
Joshua, you'll gain no converts here. Comments fields do not lend themselves to theological debates or to preaching. To use them thusly seems like you're just gumming up the works. It's like going into a coffee shop and ordering a cup of coffee and the
Joshua - January 5, 2009, 8:14 pm, #49574
How do you see that I am talking in circles?


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.45/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am, #169949
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am, #169944
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #169943
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm, #169924
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm, #169923
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm, #169922
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm, #169920
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am, #238062
5L because it's true!


CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.74/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am, #242475
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm, #242460
Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am, #242450
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am, #242447
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm, #242444
But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm, #209362
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am, #176865
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm, #126398
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm, #126396
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm, #87921
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am, #76368
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm, #71620
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm, #47191
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am, #30691
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am, #30654
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm, #30466
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am, #234326
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm, #232995
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am, #232569
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm, #232459
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm, #232431
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm, #232425
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am, #232387
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm, #232361

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.77/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm, #244477
Mmmm, bacon plants.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am, #35987
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm, #32140
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm, #26635
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm, #26632
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am, #20809
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am, #20807
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm, #5742
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


THE LION KING - True story.




IF YOU SUSPECT - ... you have one in your neighbourhood, immediately contact the local Humane Society.


TAGS: dogs drugs
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:38 pm, #243228
Yep and may I suggest you use "colours" when you spell Canada, come on what's that all aboot?
ughomer - February 5, 2013, 12:03 pm, #243225
Hmmmmm... "neighbourhood" suggests this poster originated in C - eh,n - eh d - eh. Just saying...


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.78/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am, #253983
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am, #253062
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm, #252854
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm, #252648
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am, #252636
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm, #252623
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252622
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm, #252619

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

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twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am, #242332
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am, #227179
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226491
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm, #226490
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm, #226481
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm, #226471
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm, #226462
It's happening everyw here


DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES -




PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am, #238634
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am, #238629
LMAO


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm, #163653
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm, #163651
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


FINALLY FRIDAY -


TAGS: budwiesser beer friday
Rating: 2.97/5

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666 - April 6, 2009, 6:22 am, #70962
WTF ?!?! Budweiser ? Bloody p**** septic tank beer


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am, #250505
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm, #250486
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am, #246833
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm, #246812
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am, #246794
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am, #246622
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #246621
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm, #246617
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


GOLIATH BIRD EATING SPIDER - Whats the big deal... All that Spider wants to do is to tuck in bed And give you a huge hug with all his 8 Arms and Hands??!


TAGS: spider fear
Rating: 3.92/5

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lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:37 pm, #231985

"AAAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhhh!" she screamed, running in place!~
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:25 am, #231955
If ever I get the chance... I want a female Goliath bird eater... as a pet... (Females live for around 15 years last I checked, males only about 3) I'll get that s.o.b. a leash and take her on walks


SLEEPING DISORDER -




RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm, #176487
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm, #48691
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46005
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46004
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am, #26878
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am, #15847
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am, #141615
Nice. 5L.


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm, #219146
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am, #243996
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm, #241117
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am, #238994
lol


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am, #246601
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm, #246590
Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm, #226487
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm, #224911
D: I want my dad to join.


YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm, #230291
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am, #230213
(carebear BANNED)


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am, #251398
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #209599
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am, #168584
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am, #168571
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am, #168569
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am, #168568
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


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